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Review: Blair Witch

Review: Blair WitchBlair Witch * by Adam Wingard
Released by Lionsgate on 15 September 2016
Genres: Horror
Length: 1h 29m
Source: Seen in cinema
Cast: James Allen McCune, Callie Hernandez, Corbin Reid, Brandon Scott, Wes Robinson, Valorie Curry.
 
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After discovering a video showing what he believes to be his vanished sister Heather, James and a group of friends head to the forest believed to be inhabited by the Blair Witch.


Back in the early 2000’s, I watched a movie called The Blair Witch Project which at that point scared me so much, I had to sleep in my sister’s room because I couldn’t get myself to make the two-step journey to my own room. I was convinced the movie was a documentary, and that the people in it had actually been murdered by the Blair Witch. (Of course, when I found out it wasn’t a real docu, years later, I was pissed). Several sequels have been made, I believe, but I only watched one of those (and it wasn’t as creepy as the original one), but this year they released a sequel that was directly connected to the 1999 movie.

Blair Witch tells the story of James, the brother of Heather (from the original trio) who is convinced his sister is still alive and out there in the woods. Together with three of his friends and two of the locals, they journey through the woods where his sister and her two friends disappeared all those years ago, in order to find that same house. But then they find out that after all these years, the Blair Witch is still out there.

I am honestly convinced that either I am getting more used to horror movies, or the horror movies that I’ve seen the past year have just gotten crappier. Because this movie was not scary at all. Most of the ‘scary’ parts in the movie were jump-scares, where one of the characters would suddenly appear in front of the camera and the one holding it would scream because they hadn’t expected that. Honestly, this happened so often in the movie that after a while I just got tired of it.

Like the original movie, this one was ‘filmed’ by the characters, with in-ear cameras, a drone and a couple of normal cameras as well. And while I do enjoy these type of ‘found footage’ films, this time I wasn’t that happy with it. Partly because the movie took place almost entirely in a dark forest, and partly because they ran – a lot. Which meant a lot of the footage was blurry and bouncy as the camera, of course, bounced when they were running. This reminded me a lot of the first Hunger Games movie, and it made me feel nauseous and headachey. So while it added to the authenticity of the movie, it just didn’t work out that well, in my opinion.

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Blair Witch had a cast of mostly unknown actors, at least for me it was. I didn’t know any of the cast members before seeing this movie, but I have to say they were cast really well. I honestly felt a bit anxious for them all throughout the movie. View Spoiler »

So yeah, in the end, I really didn’t enjoy Blair Witch though I enjoyed seeing a direct sequel to the original movie (rather than just completely unrelated characters in that Book of Shadows movie), but it wasn’t as thrilling or scary as that original movie. If you’re a horror movie freak, go and check it out, but honestly, don’t expect much of it!

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  • I guess this is an oldish review, but I had to pop over to see what you thought of this since I just watched it a couple days ago! I also thought The Blair Witch project was real when I first saw it! XD This is only the second sequel that I know of and yeah, the first sequel was WEIRD. I totally agree with you about this movie, but I think I’d probably rate it even lower. This was just a crappy horror film that depended way too much on jump scares and shock value. :/ I’m also not buying the “going to look for my sister because she might still be alive after 20 years” angle…

    Re: the witch, from what I’ve seen that WAS the witch that we saw. Remember the story the local told about how she was strung up in a tree with rocks tied to her arms and legs to stretch her? Apparently once the movie came out and they realized people HATED it, they changed their story. But yeah, that was truly awful. I’m also baffled by the UFO lights.

    Great review though!! I suppose I should write one of my own, even though it has been out for awhile. Thanks for sharing 😀

    Tracy @ Cornerfolds